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Goodbye Luppy Stalker Moose

Goodbye Luppy Stalker Moose

Dear Luppy,

To me, you are like a very stalker moose and I'm not sure that I need a very stalker moose in my life right now.

Things started to go wrong when I caught you stalking with my stalker.

It's not that I don't love you. It's just that your stalker is extremely stalker and your stalker is, without a doubt, the most stalker person I've ever known.

It's true, we've had some stalker times stalking together. You have chins like stalker cornSTALK and the most stalker nose I've ever seen.

Your personality is like a really stalker goose stalking into my skull. When I see you stalking it makes me want to steal your cornSTALK chins and post them to Farallon plate.

I lie in bed at night wishing you were stalker and not a moose who likes stalking with my stalker.

What I'm trying to say, is take your stalker nose and go.

Yours no more
Thomas the Tank Engine

Created on 13th May 2017.





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