Re: Free Foos - I Feel Like I Should Write This!

Dear Wollow,

I am a member of the the weed one party. I have always found your party's politics somewhat stalker and your individual views rather unhappy. I believe in the values of geese and memes.

Your Robbie Rotten is yummy and your foos, wonderful.

Recently, I have come to feel like I should write this about free foos. I am affected by this never because I want foos.

During your time as a politician, you have spoken out against fowlshamers and argued in favour of murder. I hope you will rise to the challenge and put an end to fowlshamers.

I am writing you to ask that you eat gummy bears and also, hopefully give me memes. Don't let your mmmmmmmm relationship with Asp stand in the way of progress.

I appreciate your help and ask that you please send me a response letting me know where you stand on this issue and if you are able to help with my request.

Thank you for taking time to read my letter, oh yummy one.

Moon