Punished for likening my hair to a fluffy ball of cotton candy

Dear Joon,

I am sorry to report that little Meeko has been assigned a detention.

As you know, little Meeko is usually a very cute and lovely child. However, today I caught him working during class.

When I asked him to stop, he shouted, "Kill yourself!" and began gossiping with his friend Yoshimi.

Meeko aggravated the matter further by calling me a cute kitten and likening my hair to a fluffy ball of cotton candy.

Little Meeko was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow cool kid caps at Meri Middle School.

Meri Middle School prides itself on being a strict and amazing establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children working and gossiping on the premises. Added to which, my hair looks nothing like a ball of cotton candy, as Ms. Chaiso will testify.

Please ensure that little Meeko attends detention tomorrow after school, and leaves his cool kid clothing at home.

Yours sincerely
Nobody