Enough With Your Pointy Ceremonial Dagger and Ugly Obelisk

Dear Cthulhu,

I have always felt exasperated living near to you. You are the most abominable neighbour a person could ever meet.

Therefore, you must understand how difficult it has been for me to approach you with this matter.

I'm afraid I can no longer stand your the constant streams of cultists trying to perform human sacrifice.

I lay in bed last night, trying to sleep, and all I could think about was how your ceremonial dagger is too pointy and your obelisk way too ugly. I had a nightmare that you burst in through the window brandishing a lawn mower

I have to insist that you take action to stop your the constant streams of cultists trying to perform human sacrifice from upsetting me. I demand that you tell them to leave then Stop doing it.

And while we're on the matter, I'm finding your he parks his car about six inches over the property line increasingly inexcusable. This is not the kind of behaviour I expect from somebody living in a sandy neighbourhood like Arrakis.

If you don't rectify the situation I shall have no choice but to call GHOSTBUSTERS! and post photos of your the constant streams of cultists trying to perform human sacrifice on Google plus.

Furthermore, I have close ties with GHOSTBUSTERS! and I won't be be afraid to cash in a few favours if you don't comply with my demands.

Thanks
Otter the Otter