Punished for likening my beak to a fuzzy bean

Dear Josephina,

I am sorry to report that little Luppo Dream Bar has been assigned a detention.

As you know, little Luppo Dream Bar is usually a very No and jazzy child. However, today I caught her selling nationwide golden tickets during class.

When I asked her to stop, she shouted, "MMMMMMMMM" and began wewing with her friend Wollow.

Luppo Dream Bar aggravated the matter further by calling me a sexy foos moose and likening my beak to a fuzzy bean.

Little Luppo Dream Bar was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow fluffy yellow black sweater at KSSJSKEKEOEPDDPDODKDKDKJWWJWJJQAJAJSJJSZISI.

KSSJSKEKEOEPDDPDODKDKDKJWWJWJJQAJAJSJJSZISI prides itself on being a stalker and wonderful establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children selling nationwide golden tickets and wewing on the premises. Added to which, my beak looks nothing like a bean, as Stingy will testify.

Please ensure that little Luppo Dream Bar attends detention tomorrow after school, and leaves her fluffy clothing at home.

Yours sincerely
Trin Kagaminesong