Goodbye Danaby2 Small pp Cat

Dear danaby2,

To me, you are like a very small pp cat and I'm not sure that I need a very small pp cat in my life right now.

Things started to go wrong when I caught you clubbing with my mum.

It's not that I don't love you. It's just that your idol is extremely dumb and your lover is, without a doubt, the most zesty person I've ever known.

It's true, we've had some raging homosexual times pooping together. You have cheeks like stinky mans and the most fart willy I've ever seen.

Your personality is like a really peng mouse farting into my skull. When I see you fricking it makes me want to steal your man cheeks and post them to the club.

I lie in bed at night wishing you were trillionare and not a cat who likes clubbing with my mum.

What I'm trying to say, is take your fart willy and go.

Yours no more
gg ez boiz